Ben Eager & Tits McGee

“Miami wins, Patrice Bergeron is back in, and Ben Eager can’t handle the twins, and by twins, I mean both the Sedins and the Titties.”

Sid just said the magic word – titties! But who’s kidding who, after watching the twitter feed blow up like MacGruber shit last night, I knew there would be a portion of the today’s show devoted to boobs, breasties, titties, ta-tas, mammaries, knockers, funbags, hooters, and racks. But we’ll get to that stuff later. First off, we have Noon and Bronsteter behind the glass joining Sid – both producers are off tomorrow so they seem to be in great moods. Topics for today include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Omer Asik, Henrik Sedin, Dick Ebersol, Ed Encarnacion, Grimace, The Penalty Box, and Game 2.

Normally at the top of the show, before any sports, the guys usually begin with the headline of the day; what everyone is talking about. i.e. Rebecca Black, Arnie, Bin Laden, etc. But guess what Tim and Sidizens, the news of the day, the news “du jour” if you will, took place in the Rogers Arena during the Sharks/Canucks game. According to Sid, “There were 2 very obvious sections to this game. There was a pair of brilliant sections to the game. It was as if we were sucking at the teet of playoff greatness.” Come on Sid, you know it was all about the titties. 

* During this part of the segment, Sid, Noon, and Bronsteter began talking about a possible Seixeiro soundboard. Please see blog entry below if you want to take part in the contetst.

But back to the Rogers Arena. “This was the craziest fucking game I’ve seen in a long time. There were 2 parts of this game, the first 39 minutes, and the last 21 minutes.” The first 39 minutes involved back and forth play, a Logan Couture goal, and a big game from Kevin Bieska (Sid particularly liked when he kicked Marleau’s ass). “Rogers Area was whipping up into a frenzy.”, said Sid. But when the last 21 minutes began; it then turned into the Ben Eager show. The same Ben Eager that Sid “forgot was on that fucking team. So many guys to talk about, but Ben Eager was not on the fucking list.” First it began with a bad hit from behind on Sedin, then, when he was in the penalty box, he started calling out all the Canuck players, the trainer, even the rich fans behind the bench. And just when you thought that was the end of it, Eager takes another penalty early in the third. By this time, the Canucks were pissed and took it to the Sharks. Eager got everyone’s attention alright and before you know it, it was 7 – 2 for the Canucks. However, in true douchebag form, and of all the people on the ice, Eager scores a late goal for the Sharks to make it 7  – 3. But instead of just skating to his bench, he leans over Luongo and starts talking shit, “What a fucking moron!”, Sid.

Guess what though Tim and Sidizens? Eagers antics were not even the best part of the night. During one of Eager’s stints in the penalty box, a young woman turns around, lifts her Sedin jersey, and presses her titties against the glass. Full Horns! I’d suggest heading over to Puck Daddy Radio (co-hosted by Rob Pizzo) and check out the full article. Her name according to the guys is Titsianna McGee, friends call her Tits McGee. (Later found out to be Jill, but this is not 100% verified). There was some discussion on how big the breasties actually were because they were pressed against the glass. This can easily give off the illusion that they are bigger and fuller. It will be interesting though to see how CBC deals with this, especially after the NFL/ABC debacle several years ago at the Superbowl involving Janet Jackson. But I’m convinced it will eventually go away – we’re Canadians! And back to Eager, Sid’s pretty sure that he’ll be sitting in game 4. They need to put him in the pressbox, far, far away from everyone else.

There was some discussion on the fact that Colin “The Sheriff” Campbell was in the building while all this shit was going on. But Sid’s pretty sure it’s all a joke. “What would Colin do in the face of such reckless behavior? Fucking nothing! Everyone on the disciplinary pay roll was in that building and not one thing is going to happen to Eager. Fucking ridiculous.”

The Man, the Myth, the Legend, Pizzo’s Update
Of course our boy Pizzo wanted to get into some titty chat. Pizzo and his wife actually found out that the breasts and belly-button were pierced. God eye Pizzo, good eye.
1. Kyle Kendrick, of the Phillies, had his home broken into awhile back and his 2008 World Series ring was stolen. Police have finally found the ring, but guess where? They found it near Seattle, in a swamp, stuffed in a Menthos container. What the hell?
2. A blind Indian cricket team is touring Pakistan. Apparently, they are challenging other blind teams around the country. It’s pretty interesting, the cricket ball is actually rolled on the ground like a bowling ball. See picture below.

3. HBO’s Hard Knocks is having a hard time finding an NFL team willing to particiapte in the filming of their show. Both the Broncos and Buccaneers recently turned them down.

Arnold Interview
I won’t comment on this segment. I think the guys were going for some funnies that didn’t quite work out. The idea was great, but it didn’t seem to come across to the listener. Sid cut the bit short.

NBA Eastern Playoff Action
Before the epic third episode of Hainser’s Corner (see previous blog entry), Sid broke into a little NBA chat. Game 2 of the Bulls/Heat series took place last night and the Heat were able to even things up. It was a scrappy game by both teams, but Miami was able to dig deep and get the win. Sid believes it’s a good sign for them. But the major story from the game was LeDouche; he hit huge shots down the wire and was able to lock the game down. Sid also gave a shout-out to Chris Bosh. Seixeiro thought Bosh might have cracked already, this far into the playoffs but thought “he looked like a composed player.” Rebounding and the bench will be key for this series; the team that succeeds in those two areas should win. It’s going to 7 games folks, 7 games.

Rapid Fire
Hello Thursday’s edition of Rapid Fire. It will be interesting to hear what happens on Friday’s edition because Bronsteter will be on holidays. And since doing this blog, Orville has always been there to do the segment. But he goes out with a huge segement of CUT or UNCUT today
– Picking up a twoonie off a public bathroom floor. CUT or UNCUT? CUT, I’ve watched dudes in bars piss on the floor by accident, have seen guys not wash their hands in the bathroom, you have no idea where that twoonie might have come from.
– Mixing Booze with Water. CUT or UNCUT? I think this is UNCUT. There are numerous drinks invovling a splash of the H2O. Nooner agrees; he likes his Scotch and Water.
– Kissing your mom on the mouth. CUT or UNCUT? Sid, “Holy Shit!” Apparently Durant did it the other day. I say CUT – it’s kind of weird.
– Man wearing an apron. CUT or UNCUT? UNCUT. The guy or gal could be in the service industry. It might be a must or part of the uniform. But that being said, last Christmas I received this sweet apron from my Sister-in-Law. Amazing. It has vintage volumptuous women on doing this such as fishing, construction, and hunting. I’ll have to get a photo of it one day.
– Wearing the same shirt to work 2 days in a row. CUT or UNCUT? I would have to say CUT, but it depends on the situation. What happens if you pull an all-nighter with Noon drinking into the late hours?
– Calling someone out for picking their nose. CUT or UNCUT? UNCUT – you have to say shit if it bothers you.

Great show by the guys today. I like how Sid immediately began with the discussion of sports. The VAN/SJS game really was the highlight of the night and how could you not address it immediately. Especially when twitter blew up the way it did; you can’t deny the power of social media and the impact it has. Hainser’s Corner was huge – this bit needs to continue when Tim comes back, even if it’s once a week. For the titties alone and Bronsteter’s CUT or UNCUT, I give this show a 9.8/10.

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