“Mom, Dad…Meet My Girlfriend, Jonas Valanciunas”

On today’s Tim and Sid: Uncut this afternoon, Seixeiro finally discussed his feelings on Jonas Valanciunas being selected at the No. 5 spot in this year’s NBA Draft. 1, he agrees that Valanciunas is playing like a beast right now in the FIBA U-19 World Championships and wishes him all the best. But 2, he can see why the patience is worn thin by Raptor Nation and why many fans are not happy with Colangelo’s selection. Here’s how Sid likes to breakdown the feelings of Raptor fans/nation:

“Raptor Fans are the “Parents” and the Toronto Raptors are the “Son”. The Raptors, a long time ago, met a hot young stripper named Rafael Araujo who seemed pretty intriguing at the time. Let’s just say it didn’t work out. Two years later, they (Raptors) bring home another really, really hot girlfriend named Andrea Bargnani, also an Italian stripper. And Raptor fans are like…okay, we love our boy…last time didn’t go so good but maybe this time different (Italian accent). So far, so good. For the third time, the Raptors brought a stripper to meet their folks (Raptor Nation) and i think the folks are a little tired of that train of thought. They (Raptors) did it for a third time in a very high profile way and you can understand the parents being asked to go down this road again, for the third time, being a little hesitant.”

WTF? That’s the most crazy, weird, but perfect example of the reaction and feelings felt by many fans of the Toronto Raptors draft pick, Jonas Valanciunas. Everyone needs to just wait and see how this guy plays in the NBA before we start ripping him – he could be shit or he might produce next year. As of right now though, we might as well enjoy the clinic he’s putting on overseas;  he might have a better skill set than all the other strippers.

* Remember, the Tim and Sid: Uncut review of today’s episode will be posted in the morning. Good night Tim and Sidizens.


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