On Friday August 19th, 2011, TimandSid-izens sadly experienced their very last episode of Hainser’s Corner on Tim and Sid: Uncut; starring our favourite “man of mystery”, Ryan Hains. The first ever Hainser’s Corner aired on May 10th, 2011 and quickly rose to be one of the TimandSid-izens favourite segments during the show – spinning 11 episodes. The formula was simple: put Hainser in the room and have him answer rapid fire/CNN-esque types of questions and see how he would respond under pressure. Sometimes his answers were whack, but most of the time he delivered pure gold. While we kid around him most of the time, it’s important to let him know that we’ll miss you. He was a stellar dude who came to work everyday and brought nothing but his A game. This is not a good-bye, but a see you later as I’m confident great things are in his future. All the best Hains! Keep it real brother!
In the meantime, let’s look back, reflect, and remember everything about our boy Ryan Hains. Follow him on twitter: @RynoHainser
Hainser T-Shirt Design
Hainser became so popular with the TimandSid-izens, a clothing line was started in his honour. Unfortunately, details on production and distribution are still unknown.
A favourite of many TimandSid-izens was Hainser’s use of the English language. Words such as Hi-Jinx, Scrilla, and Brother were made popular by the man himself. Check out below for some of Hainser’s most used terms.
Ballpen: should of been bullpen; area where relief pitchers warmup.
Boa Constructor: should of been boa constrictor; an accessory possibly worn by Hains’ last girlfriend.
Brother: term used to describe friend, companion; made popular by WWF star Hulk Hogan.
Beastings: should of been bee stings; small breasts.
Cheetah Power Surge: a caffeine-free source of energy.
Infanticide: the homicide of an infant.
Erroneous: Wrong; incorrect.
Frank D’Angelo: Canadian personality; Ryan Hains’ nemisis.
Flowing: should have been floating; Hains’ used the expression “Lots of stories flowing around about me.”
Gastronomical: relating to gastronomy; art of good eating.
Golden Tee: most successful coin-operated golfing video game.
Holy Shiznit: slang term to replace Holy Shit.
Hi-Jinx: a joke, comical act, or practical joke.
Libertarian: Hains’ political views; a philosophy that upholds individual liberty.
Oranginas: a Ryan Hains approved morning drink.
Pennies in a knot: should of been panties; upset, bothered.
Procure: to obtain (something), esp. with care or effort.
Saunter: walk in a slow, relaxed manner, without hurry or effort.
Sidney: endearing name used for Sid Seixeiro.
Scrilla: money, paper,fetti,chedda, phrase coined by E-40.
Svelte: adj. (of a person) slender and elegant.
Tuborg: light amber coloured premium lager with an unexpectedly soft, slightly sweet taste.
Yo: slang term for hello, hi.
Hainser’s Corner Episode Guide
What was once thought to be a one time thing turned into 11 episodes of Hainser’s Corner. TimandSid-izens demanded that Hainser show up and he always came through.
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 11: “Hainser Saunters Over For a Beer”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 10: “Hainser Tries To Steal A Bagel”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 9: “Hainser’s Canada Day Special”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 8: “CUT or UNCUT”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 7: “Hainser’s Stanley Cup Finals”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 6: “Hainser vs. Frank D’Angelo”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 5: “Hainser Steals Sid’s Pants”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 4: “Hainser Loves Khloe Kardashian”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 3: “Hainser & Nice Girls”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 2: “Hainser’s Disgust For Star Jones”
Hainser’s Corner Epis. 1: “The First Ever Hainser’s Corner”
Hainser’s Judges An Asian Beauty Contest
During one of his MC events, a little introduction of all the Beauties of Asia from Hainser.
You can check out Hainser here near the end sizing up the competition. Did you get a number brother?
Hainser was definitely one of the best at delivering some strange and hilarious soundbites. Whether he was singing a tune, screaming his twitter handle, or giving his insight into pop culture, he always provided laughs.
Hainser’s Tribute To Nate Dogg
Hainser Destroys A Burger: Courtesy Of A Loyal TimandSid-izen
The following clip was sent in by a TimandSid-izen and it speaks for itself.
Hainser and Bronsteter Dance-Off At theScore Summer Party
What’s a little Summer Party without some dancing?
Ryan Hains On TOUT
Hainser was also popular in the world of Tout. Thanks to Aaron Bronsteter, Hains delivered some good times.
Other than that, there’s really nothing left to say. I met Ryan during one of my visits at theScore and the guy is exactly who we hear on the radio. He’s a barrel of laughs, has a heart of gold, and will be there if needed. Here’s to you Hainser – you shall be missed. A long-time listener and devoted TimandSid-izen summed it up best on Friday’s show: