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Wow, the TimandSid-izen Nation were huge this week according to the Tim and Sid: Uncut twitter account this morning:
Nothing like some history lessons from Professor James Sharman to tie us over until the boys return on September 6th, 2011. Bronsteter is right, the show definitely has the best listeners, fans, and TimandSid-izens – “Simply the Best”
On Friday August 19th, 2011, TimandSid-izens sadly experienced their very last episode of Hainser’s Corner on Tim and Sid: Uncut; starring our favourite “man of mystery”, Ryan Hains. The first ever Hainser’s Corner aired on May 10th, 2011 and quickly rose to be one of the TimandSid-izens favourite segments during the show – spinning 11 episodes. The formula was simple: put Hainser in the room and have him answer rapid fire/CNN-esque types of questions and see how he would respond under pressure. Sometimes his answers were whack, but most of the time he delivered pure gold. While we kid around him most of the time, it’s important to let him know that we’ll miss you. He was a stellar dude who came to work everyday and brought nothing but his A game. This is not a good-bye, but a see you later as I’m confident great things are in his future. All the best Hains! Keep it real brother!
In the meantime, let’s look back, reflect, and remember everything about our boy Ryan Hains. Follow him on twitter: @RynoHainser
Hainser T-Shirt Design Hainser became so popular with the TimandSid-izens, a clothing line was started in his honour. Unfortunately, details on production and distribution are still unknown.
#Hainser’s Dictionary A favourite of many TimandSid-izens was Hainser’s use of the English language. Words such as Hi-Jinx, Scrilla, and Brother were made popular by the man himself. Check out below for some of Hainser’s most used terms.
Ballpen: should of been bullpen; area where relief pitchers warmup. Boa Constructor: should of been boa constrictor; an accessory possibly worn by Hains’ last girlfriend. Brother: term used to describe friend, companion; made popular by WWF star Hulk Hogan. Beastings: should of been bee stings; small breasts. Cheetah Power Surge: a caffeine-free source of energy. Infanticide: the homicide of an infant. Erroneous: Wrong; incorrect. Frank D’Angelo: Canadian personality; Ryan Hains’ nemisis. Flowing: should have been floating; Hains’ used the expression “Lots of stories flowing around about me.” Gastronomical: relating to gastronomy; art of good eating. Golden Tee: most successful coin-operated golfing video game. Holy Shiznit: slang term to replace Holy Shit. Hi-Jinx: a joke, comical act, or practical joke. Libertarian: Hains’ political views; a philosophy that upholds individual liberty. Oranginas: a Ryan Hains approved morning drink. Pennies in a knot: should of been panties; upset, bothered. Procure: to obtain (something), esp. with care or effort. Saunter: walk in a slow, relaxed manner, without hurry or effort. Sidney: endearing name used for Sid Seixeiro. Scrilla: money, paper,fetti,chedda, phrase coined by E-40. Svelte: adj. (of a person) slender and elegant. Tuborg: light amber coloured premium lager with an unexpectedly soft, slightly sweet taste. Yo: slang term for hello, hi.
Hainser’s Corner Episode Guide What was once thought to be a one time thing turned into 11 episodes of Hainser’s Corner. TimandSid-izens demanded that Hainser show up and he always came through.
Hainser’s Judges An Asian Beauty Contest During one of his MC events, a little introduction of all the Beauties of Asia from Hainser.
You can check out Hainser here near the end sizing up the competition. Did you get a number brother?
Hainser Soundbites Hainser was definitely one of the best at delivering some strange and hilarious soundbites. Whether he was singing a tune, screaming his twitter handle, or giving his insight into pop culture, he always provided laughs.
Hainser’s Tribute To Nate Dogg
Two Minute Tribute To Hainser
Hainser Destroys A Burger: Courtesy Of A Loyal TimandSid-izen The following clip was sent in by a TimandSid-izen and it speaks for itself.
Hainser and Bronsteter Dance-Off At theScore Summer Party What’s a little Summer Party without some dancing?
Ryan Hains On TOUT
Hainser was also popular in the world of Tout. Thanks to Aaron Bronsteter, Hains delivered some good times.
Other than that, there’s really nothing left to say. I met Ryan during one of my visits at theScore and the guy is exactly who we hear on the radio. He’s a barrel of laughs, has a heart of gold, and will be there if needed. Here’s to you Hainser – you shall be missed. A long-time listener and devoted TimandSid-izen summed it up best on Friday’s show:
Wow! A great “Law & Order” Hainser’s Corner from last Wednesday. It was the first day back from break for Tim and Sid: Uncut and already the boys are rippin’ on Hainser, but for good reason. Micallef didn’t seem like he was too interested at the time as he wanted to jump right into sports, but Noon was giving Sid a “huge” thumbs up, begging for the Hainser/Diesel story.
Sid: “Back from an eventful three weeks in Norway is Ryan Hains.” Hainser:(sarcastically) “You’re back? The show’s back?” (The guys start laughing at Sid’s Norway joke) Sid: “Too soon Noon? Too soon?” Tim: “I could hear Noon’s laugh through the glass.” Sid: “So I’m going to set the stage Hainser…” (The guys continue to laugh at the Norway joke) Hainser:“Get on with it.” Sid: “Did you go to Diesel? Club, bar, whatever the fuck you call it downtown. Did you try to go to Diesel?” Hainser:“No.” Sid: “What are you talking about? Do you want to hear the story I fuckin’ heard about you?” Hainser: (sounding like a pussy) “Man, there’s so many stories that’s flowing around about me that aren’t true.” Sid: “They aren’t flowing.” Hainser:“Floating.”
The story goes that last Thursday during the heat wave, Hainser caught wind that Molson M were giving away free beer (4 Tall Boys) down by the Diesel Playhouse. Hainser apparently shot off like a bat out of hell in hopes of scoring some cold beverages. Unfortunately for him though, when he got down there and tried to get a free beer, he was denied because he didn’t have his ID on him. Sid attempts to get the truth again.
Sid: “Did you try and get a free beer Thursday in that heat wave somewhere?” Hainser:“No.” Sid: “Really.” Hainser:“No. I drank some beer but I didn’t get any free ones.” Sid: “So you didn’t try to get into a place, not have your ID, and they wouldn’t serve you because you look like you have a 4-year olds head? That didn’t happen?” Hainser:“No. Absolutely not.”
(You can hear the door open here and Pizzo rushes in with his take on the story.)
Pizzo: “Are you actually saying you didn’t do this Hains? This is Pizzo by the way. I was in theScore news room and people were talking how Molson was giving away free beer across, right near the…” Hainser:“Oooooh..d-d-d-d..oh Diesel Playhouse!” Pizzo: “I said there’s free beer at Diesel and I’ve never seen anyone run that fast in my entire life.” Hainser: “I sauntered over.” Tim: “So you sauntered over?” Hainser:“Yes.” Pizzo: “That’s a quick saunter.” Tim: “So you became Bruny Surin?” Hainser:“Bruny Surin, he’s a hell of a sprinter man. Good times that relay team hey?” Tim:“Yeah, Glenroy.” Sid: “What are you talking about? No one gives a shit about your Atlanta memories.” Tim: “Come on.” Sid: “Yeah, Saturday nights in Georgia are great. Continue.” Hainser:“Yeah, I heard they were giving away free beer, so I did saunter over quickly and um, I waited in line to procure said beer and uh, when they gave it to me they said no dice because i didn’t have my ID on me.” Sid: “You’re how old?” Hainser:“I’m not going to say how old I am.” Tim: “Why not?” Sid: “But that’s the best part of the story. You’re about to retire.” Hainser:“Yeah, I served in ‘Nam man. I’m that old.” Tim: “He’s 33.” Sid: “But upon looking at you, I’d think you liked Dora the Explorer. You have a young person’s head – a baby’s head. Hainser:“Oh geez, we’re talkin’ about my head? How much hair gel you have in right now buddy?” Tim: “Oh snap!” Sid: “Hey listen…” Tim: “Whhhhat! Gloves come off.” Sid: “Listen, you don’t know what it’s like growing up in Mississauga. You don’t know how it is.”
Hainser goes on to explain that Sid’s question earlier on screwed him up. Sid called it a bar / club and for some reason, Hainser couldn’t tell the difference between Diesel and Diesel Playhouse. Just as Tim gives Bronsteter the finger to wrap it up…
Hainser:“@RynoHainser on twitter. Follow Cam Stewart and Red Heat!!!!”
Very rarely will I ever do a review on anything else other than Tim and Sid: Uncut. But at the request of Hainser’s alter ego, Hainser Nation, I figured I could easily do something up. Here it goes…
“………#onraitsbuttwedding was mentioned……….it reminded me of The Soup with Joel McHale, but I liked that better………..and when the photo of Gino Reda w/stash popped up on the screen, I could only think of m-e-t-h-o-d-o-f-l-o-v-e, it’s a method of modern love.“
In other news (positive), Tim and Sid: Uncut return this week. Be sure to tune into theScore Radio and SIRIUS Radio Channel 158.
Last week, with the help of several Score employees, I was able to do a little play-by-play of the Score Summer Party. Besides the white wine, passed out camera operator, and patio weather, the highlight was the apparent dance-off between the producer of Tim and Sid: Uncut, Aaron Bronsteter and everyone’s favourite savant, Ryan “Hainser” Hains. At the time, I only had a couple of photos, but this afternoon, thanks to a Score employee (will remain silent unless they give me the go ahead to release their name), the video was dropped on my lap.
With Pink’s “Raise Your Glass” blaring through the speakers, Bronsteter gets the party started and Hainser joins in with some fierce fist pumps before Red Heat’s Cam Stewart reels him in. In particular, pay close attention to the end of the video when Hainser pulls a little “3-Belly Tap” move…Gold. Obviously, good times was had by all and this has to be reason #132 for why it would be cool to work at theScore. Enjoy Tim and Sidizens!
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Good Hump Day Tim and Sidizens. Welcome to another solid edition of BEST OF Tim and Sid: Uncut, where some of the best Tim and Sid: Uncut moments are brought together for your edu-tainment. On today’s episode, Bronsteter collected some of the best Food Talk and Best/Worst Hainser moments that have taken place over the past few months. And in many cases, these two topics tend to blend together from time to time. Enjoy!
1. The 6″ Veggie Sub, Sid’s Diet, and everyone loves Poutine. 2. Someone steals Seixeiro’s fries from Zupas. The boys call him “Chindon Pinch”. I’m guessing it could be theScore’s own Mr. Court Cuts. 3. The guys celebrate Sid’s 34th Birthday and deliver him a “Vagine” Cake, according to Pizzo. 4. The guys take a little break and listen to Hainser lay down some voice over work.
1. The First Ever Hainser’s Corner. 2. CUT or UNCUT: Eating while sitting on a toilet. Hainser weighs in. 3. Hainser, Pizzola’s Capris, and Sid’s stolen pants. 4. Hainser tries to steal a bagel from a Tim and Sidizen at Tim Hortons.
Remember, the mini-reviews don’t do justice. Download today’s BEST OF show on iTunes or head over to www.timandsid.com for the online streaming podcast. You don’t want to miss today’s episode.
Good afternoon Tim and Sidizens….welcome to another entry of randomness. Remember, Tim and Sid: Uncut is on a two-week hiatus and won’t be airing any live shows until July 25th. During those two weeks though, listeners will be treated to a BEST OFTim and Sid: Uncut series that you surely won’t want to miss. So at the request of Tim and Sidizens, I’ll be filling days here discussing Tim and Sidizen’s Updates, a short photo review of the BEST OF episodes, and anything else that is Tim and Sid: Uncut.
If you follow any of the boys on twitter, you’re sure to know that theScore had it’s annual Summer Party last night. Another event for the employees to create long lasting bonds, share stories, get shit-faced, jump into pools, and dance like Michael Flatley.
From the get go, twitter was a buzz with the upcoming Score Summer Party….from what I could see, Hainser threw out the first challenge. Nothing like a little Hi-Jinx?
As the night was just getting started, a few of the boys from Tim and Sid: Uncut enjoyed the patio while sippin’ on some brews (Noon, Pizzo, Seixeiro)…
…Our boy Bronsteter however, preferred a little bit of the white wine. Why not some Ice Tea coolers?
Of course there were a few young lookin’ people at the party who had to be ID’d to make sure they could drink the good shit…
…but it goes to show that just because you’re of legal age, doesn’t mean you can handle your liquor. (Camera Operator, Ryan Stratton)
Speaking of handling your liquor…a little too much wine? A dance-off between Bronsteter and Hainser ensued as the night progressed. Who gets down better? (The video of this has yet to surface…I’ll keep my eye out Tim and Sidizens)
Jungle Boogie – Kool and the Gang
(Proof that a video does indeed exist)
Also revealed last night, but I have a feeling it was the wine… “Capri” Pizzola tweeted the following…
…but that rumour was shot down by Hainser Nation himself. It looks like the mystery tweeter is still unknown.
It appears a fun night was had by all and I’m sure there’s a lot more stories that will be revealed in the coming days or stories that will remain a secret for good. But that’s what a staff social is…Good Times! If debauchery doesn’t happen, what a shitty place to work. Happy Summer Score peeps and everyone in Score-ville!
* Remember to stay tuned for Tim and Sidizen’s Updates and the BEST OF Tim and Sid: Uncut review