Where do I start? Ryan Hains, aka Hainser, Tim and Sidizens favorite savant, is an associate producer with the Score. I’m still not 100% sure what he actually does there, but what I do know is that he provides entertainment for the Tim and Sid: Uncut radio show/podcast and all the Tim and Sidizens. On May 10th, 2011, it was decided that the show would try a new segment called,“Hainser’s Corner”. From what I could gather, it’s a rapid fire/CNN -esque type of interview – Hot Topics, Sports, and all the shit in between. The introduction tune involved the Don Cherry’s Coaches Corner theme. I have no idea on how long this Hainser’s Corner is going to last, but at least we can document everything that “is” Hainser in this section. Before I log the very first Hainser’s Corner, here’s a little article to read so you could get a better idea of what we’re dealing with here (just click on the articles below to expand).
* Use your best Sid Seixeiro’s “Hainser” impersonation as you read.
The thing that scared me the most with the article is Hainser’s answer to “how to become a sports journalist”. My dream would be to work in the industry somewhere down the line, especially with an organization like the Score, but Hainser suggests maybe doing a blog. And according to Sid and the rest of the crew, you’re supposed to do the opposite of what Hainser does in life 😛 It looks like I’m going about this whole blog/sports journalist thing the wrong way 😉 Either way, enjoy the future segments of Hainser’s Corner. God knows what the fuck we’re all going to hear!
And for those of you who have been asking, you heard correct on the December 15th, 2010 episode of Tim and Sid: Uncut that Hainser did help judge Beauties of Asia 2010 in Toronto, Ontario. There’s a lot of videos on Youtube, but some of these are the highlights of Hainser checking out the tail.
A little introduction of all the Beauties of Asia from Hainser.
You can check out Hainser here near the end sizing up the competition. Did you get a number brother?